How I MetThe Darbries 05

Darrow Brook Fairies

How I met the Darbries:

Part Five

Go away now

All right, quit laughing and just leave. Don’t even read this or even glance around looking for something so you can say “gotcha”. You are not only not welcome to continue, but it would behoove both of us and everyone else for you to just go away. You haven’t got a chance in hell of ever meeting a Darbrie or any other person or thing that’s outside your feeble closed stupid mind. Still reading? See what I mean, keep reading and hear more proof that you’re an idiot and are so stupid that you really believe that there are no creatures in the world that you don’t believe in. You don’t think they exist so they must not. Asinine thinking if you ask me. Go now!

Science is discovering new species all the time!

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Every year, approximately 18,000 new species are discovered. Only a small percent of the forest has been conclusively mapped and charted. Amazing, rare animals that have been found include, the gold lion tamarin monkey. Appearing like a lion however weighing in at simply a pound, the golden lion tamarin ape is one of Nature's more unique species, together with the jaguar, poison dart frog, Amazonian manatee and the very cute and lovely River dolphin.

Still don’t “get it”? Try this. Most people believe in Bigfoot or Yeti or whatever he goes by in your area. They believe because of sounds, tracks, obscure sightings or blurry photographs. They mostly believe because there are so many unexplored and uninhabited places in the world. They would be right in believing that maybe Bigfoot is real.

Now let’s compare.

Bigfoot is a huge creature, covered in fur.
Bigfoot makes loud noises.
Bigfoot is not overly smart.
Bigfoot is not overly clever.
Bigfoot makes large beds haphazardly out of sticks and branches.
Bigfoot has a specific strong odor.
Bigfoot leaves huge deep footprints.
Bigfoot lives in open woods.
Bigfoot leaves huge scat.
Bigfoot seems to have normal senses, probably a good sense of smell.
Bigfoot is usually solitary.

Fairies are tiny and do not have fur or any thing that would fall off and leave a trace, except their wings.
Fairies are very quiet by nature.
Fairie's can talk. They communicate very well.
Fairies are extremely smart, even going so far as to spread rumors that they don’t exist.
Fairies are very clever. They make lace and clothes.
Fairies make underground houses with openings that are near impossible to detect.
Fairies do not have any odor at all.
Fairies are light and they fly, a footprint would be extremely rare and in super soft ground in the swamp. It wouldn’t last long.

Fairies live in the deep swamps. It’s extremely hard or impossible to traverse. Fairies have outstanding senses with hearing the best and most ingenious. They can hear a pin drop a mile away, and somehow the sounds are all the same loudness. But they are able to tell the distance of the sound as we tell the distance by vision. They can isolate and concentrate on the sounds as needed. Fairies live in clans, and like Meercats, someone is always on the watch, and fairies are always listening.

Which is more likely to exist without being detected?

A fire-tailed titi monkey, a pink river dolphin, a honeycomb patterned stingray, and a yellow-mustached lizard. These are just a few of the 381 new species recently discovered in the Amazon.